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oh yes, it is MANIC MONDAYYYYYY!!!
so yea, Beth is emailing me and I haven't read it but the subject says..."it's 10"
which means she's waiting on my morning bulletin.
Beth,
I'll be there when I'm good and ready! 
I waited on the bus stop from 7am until 8:40am and I was NOT happy about it. I filed 3 complaints and don't even get me started on how many times I used the F word. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, I LOVE THE F WORD!
if I had to choose between saying the F word and having mind blowing sex every day for the rest of my life, I'd choose the F word.
It feels so fucking good to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a bitch this morning and if I fall in the middle of the street and get run over by a truck only to survive and be somehow physically impaired (aside of the physical impairment of my ass being FAT) for the rest of my life, I would totally deserve it.
Anyway, this weekend was AMAZINGGGGGGGG!!
I went to NYC for the 1st time in 2 months and I really enjoyed myself. Jimmy Bosch... as always!
I had drinks, laughed, cried, laughed some more, had a triple orgasm, ate, danced...ok tapped my foot to the beat, and saw my dear SNOOKUMS!!!!!!
...and let me tell you, he was looking VERY snookalicious! I have pictures, but I don't want anyone else drooling over him so I'm not sharing lol
ok so I got on the @#$&% liar today and it told me that I lost 6 pounds since I weighed myself on Thursday. OK, how the fuck did it say I was a whale when I was dieting starving myself, exercising, and drinking water but the minute I start eating everything in sight (minus the fruits and veggies), sitting around, and drinking alcohol and soda, it tells me that I've lost 6 pounds!? what a fucking load of cow shit!
off to water my ever-so-lovely flowers...
the sorry bastard spent $85 on these babies so I'm trying to keep them alive for atleast 2 weeks and then I'm making potpourri! |
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That's not a very nice way to talk to your publicist. Publicity can go both ways, you know...
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I think *SOMEONE* is forgetting that there are black mail pics of the pineapple mojito bath that can see the light of day with the right persuasion.
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Name: Preci
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That's not a very nice way to talk to your publicist. Publicity can go both ways, you know...