Wednesday, September 5, 2007
good morningggg


It's ...HUMP DAY, and my personal favorite day of the week!

Has Eric Benet been up to anything lately?! I could've sworn I saw him on the bus this morning looking like he just got jacked by 2 crack whores.

when is the erection election because I am soooo TIRED of seeing people holding up signs and waving on the streets as we drive by.
PLEASE tell me they are getting paid for this humiliation. speaking of, I am sooo watching the news in 2 days because my old principal will be on there. he's running for mayor and I think he's a piece of shit! bastard expelled me!

OOOH OOHHHH...how do I make this a 40 pt font!?
AYLEEN IS GONNA BE ON OPRAH ON TUESDAYYYYYYY!!!!
OMG I'm so FUCKING* excited about this!!

*just putting a bit of emphasis on my excitement.
Oprah is the shit! She's like....OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! She's so rich, she charges people like $100 to say her name. FUCK, I'm gonna get a $300 bill from her people in the mail haha!
OMG she says things like "do you all like BMWs!? well, there's one for everybody in the audience!!!!!!!!!"

I told Ayleen, she might get a lifetime supply of diapers or something and she's all "diapers for what?!" and I'm like "WHO CARES!? IT'S OPRAH!!!!"

HUMP SAFELY!
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