CAKE: You can have yours, and eat it too!

Friday, September 14, 2007

ALREADY my ass! Friday sure as hell took long to get here.

I was so fucking late for work this morning

I didn't wake up until 7:23am and I should've been on the damn bus at that time.
You would think that someone would wake me the fuck up, but nobody was around.
Once I started walking to the bus stop, I didn't see ANYONE and there are usually crowds of people out there. It was like a fucking ghost town.

Well, as it turns out, EVERYONE was in fucking McDonalds.

I just KNEW I was gonna be able to run in there for an iced coffee and run right out to catch the bus. That didn't happen.
After they got to everyone's order, I was next in line and the fucker in front of me decided he was in a social mood this morning.
He goes up to the cashier and he's all

"HI! Good morning! How are you? yadayadayada beautiful weather..."
and I'm like "HOLY FUCKING HELL!!!

MAYBE YOU'VE HAD YOUR MORNING COFFEE AND YOU HAVE TIME TO WASTE BUT I AM TRYINGGGGGGGGG TO CATCH A GODDAMN BUS!!"
So finally it's my turn to order and the bitch rings me up. About 7 minutes after she takes my order, she decided to tell Shaquinasha in the drive-thru to make a large vanilla iced coffee. She could've made that shit 12 times by then!!!
Shaquinasha then says that there's no vanilla.

"no vanilla?

NO VAFUCKINGNILLA!?!? CHRIST ON A CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOME VANILLA BECAUSE I JUST MISSED THE BUS!! I NEED FLAVORED COFFEE AND THE HAZELNUT TASTES BURNT SO FIND ME SOME FUCKING VANILLA!"

so yea, she found the vanilla but I'm pretty sure she spit in my coffee

nah, I watched her make it. Who gives a shit?! I needed my caffeine!

I've been craving the weekend.
I'm not doing much of anything this weekend but catching up in school. I have to do alot of reading about shit that I have no interest in, but that's the price you pay when you fuck around and fail and then have to take the same lame ass classes again to bring up your GPA.

I want to go somewhere this weekend. Yes, I know that I have to save money and stay home cleaning and studying but if I don't get out of Maryland, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind!
I think going to NYC wass such a tease lol

I finally got my new ID so I WILL be drinking this weekend...even if it's sitting at home, alone making my own mojitos

eh, who the hell am I kidding?! we all know I don't have the patience to make a mojito. I'll probably just sit there chewing on mint leaves, sucking limes, and chasing down a serving spoon full of sugar with rum and club soda. My liver doesn't give a shit how the alcohol gets there. AS LONG AS IT GETS THERE!

posted by Preci at 9:22 AM -

2 Comments:

At September 14, 2007 at 12:31 PM, Beth said…

How come, in all the time we've spent together, I can't ever remember seeing you drink coffee? What is this coffee obsession of yours, and does it only occur in Baltimore?
At September 14, 2007 at 12:32 PM, Beth said…

P.S. Get some of that Rose's Mojito Mix. Just add rum. It's delish!