CAKE: You can have yours, and eat it too!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Hump day too soon for martinis?? lol

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need
to do
is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going
to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live
his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You
can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone, at night.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other
side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book. Internet Explorer is a integral part of eChicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&! amp;^ C ....
reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chick. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
chickens.

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posted by Preci at 2:42 PM -

2 Comments:

At November 7, 2007 at 5:02 PM, Anonymous said…

The detail in the Al Gore animated GIF is frighteningly amazing.

At first glance I wasn't sure that was caca. Actually... is it?

I would have put under Al Gore's pic,

Al Gore: Global warming is forcing all the chickens to cross to the other side of the road.

And you could keep the same picture too!

@6
At November 8, 2007 at 9:57 AM, Anonymous said…

That is hysterical. I agree that $hit coming out of Gore's mouth was unbelievable.