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Friday, November 9, 2007

ok so someone posted this as a bulletin on myspace and I think some of them are worth reading. Others, well just skip them if they aren't blue...unless you wanna read about how some girl "still loves him"...or someone threatening to commit suicide...or someone questioning his/her sexual preference...or some bitter chick/dude hating men/women....SNORE!

Pick an empty number from 1-200, add a secret, and repost! Nobody will ever know who's who! Don't judge others because we all have secrets!

1. I definitely have an eating disorder. sometimes it's bulimia, sometimes I don't eat for a few days at a time.
2. I ejaculated on my mom's tooth brush when she grounded me in the tenth grade... she never found out.

eewwwwwww! I'm sooooo glad I'm not this kids mom!!

3. I am 19 and ready to get married
4. I have Ovarian Cancer and I have known for 6 months. I had surgery to remove the ovary but my family thinks the surgery was just to remove a cyst. I refuse to do any Chemo...because I watched it kill my friend. I have not told anyone. I don't want my family to be scared. But I am. I don't want to leave my 2 children without any parents. I have been taking a new type of medicine and it makes me feel like crap everyday. I am in pain all the time and I try to hide that too. Please pray that God will let me live and be a mother to my babies.
5. Im falling for someone..but I cant get her to do the same.
6. I used to believe John Smith from Disney's Pocahontas was hot.
7. deep down inside, I know when they call me a slut, they're right.
8. I sometimes think I will be single forever...and it makes me depressed.
9. I love him more than he will ever know, she will never be as good to him as I was what makes her better than me... I just want him to came home but I know that will never happen now....I can't take anymore, and I am going to kill myself, so to all of you that will read this and figure it out, if you were/ are on eof my TRUE friends that have stood beside me through all this, know that I love you and am sorry for hurting you but I just can't do this anymore....
10.I feel like I'm just going through the motions with you...and I've already found and lost the one for me. Also, #133 needs some serious counceling.
11. I hate my brother for being "better" than me no matter what.
12.
13. The biggest mistake of my life has been coming here to go to college, and not going farther away, even though I can't handle being away. And I deleted someone else's secret to put this one up. oops.
14.
15. I always used to think that the Disney character Aladdin was hot.
16.
17.
18. I wish guys would look at me as more then just a friend
19. My husband cheats on me.

yea, see number 201

20. I want to make his life miserable--like he has done mine!!!
21. I had a 3 some with one of my guy friends sister and a random guy we met at the bar.
22. I could be the best thing to ever happen to him if he gave me a chance.
23. I'm addicted to heroin

pete doherty is that you?? oh dreamboat!

23. sometimes I think I'll always be single, by choice.
24. I say I am not the jealous type but I really do get bothered when my man talks to other girls..
25. i would love to get back together with my ex
26. He won't even talk to me now, and if he would just give me a chance, I would be the BEST thing that ever happened to him, and by the time he figures it out it will be too late.
27. I think I like him more than a friend...what has changed?
28. I always like the ones who never like me back.
29. Sometimes I worry that I'm not good for you and it freaks me out because I'm scared that you could be just as happy without me
30. I have spent 2 weekends with you and I have fallen in love with you. It is way to soon to tell you because you will just think I am crazy, but you are who I have looked for all my life! I want to spend forever with you!
31. I love her with my everything
32. I am jealous of everyone and everything around me.
33.
34. when I'm with my boyfriend and he touches, kisses, or holds me I pretend its you so I can get by
35.
36. You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there :)
37. I have a love/hate relationship with masturbation. I was afraid to buy a vibrator, so I searched online looking for something I could buy at any drug store, and found a "personal massager". I bought it and I hide it in a Bebe bag in my closet.

UMM WHATS TO HATE!?

38. my parents abused me
39.
40.I slept with my husband's brother and I do not regret it. Fucker.

HAHAHA no regrets for her!fucker.

41. I'm jealous that you have someone treating you so well, and I have nobody.
42. one of my good friends is a back stabbing bitch.
43.
44. I think I'm in love with my best friend...we're both girls.
45. sometimes I wish my girlfriend's best friend would disappear
46.
47. I lie all the time. it's so bad, it's like no one knows the real me. NO ONE
48.me too.
49. Ok this is now my third secret! I love my sisters more than they will ever know. I would seriously kill someone if they ever hurt one of them!
50. this is his football number. I'll never forget your smile, that night. it was the most perfect thing i've ever seen. I want to see it again, I want to be yours; you don't know it yet.
51.
52. I really want to be an excotic dancer, but scared what people will think
of me :)
53.
54. I smile all the time to make people stop worrying about me
55.
56. I lost the most important people in my life for the one I think I might love.
57. I dont know why I even like my boyfriend.
59. Me and my friends met these guys on July 4th, they worked out of town and were staying at the Best Western, we did have some good laughs. And last night they made me get out in my undewear in front of them. Nice meeting you guys, sorry i showed you my "granny panties". Have a good life, Josh, Bert, Ryan, Geroge, Travis and the rest of you guys
60.
61.I ate your choclate squirrel.
62.
63.I am so sick of having to pretend to be the strong one and everything is fine when really nothing is fine at all! But I would rather pretend then to have people lecture me!
64. I don't like peanuts
65. I don't either.
66. I'm so sad... so often. All I need is a sincere hug to make me smile. Oh yeah, and men suck!
67. I'm leading all three of them on and I won't even date any of them.
68. I have had sex with 68 men while cheating on my husband---But I want #69 to be special---any one available? I want my husband to watch!! (i use protection!!)

horny bitch!

69. I am sick of ALWAYS having to be the strong one!!! NO ONE knows how desperately I hurt on the inside, but to tell anyone the truth would make me feel like a failure!!!
70. I'm bisexual.
71.
72.
73. I love my husband but he is a very bad kisser, and he sucks at oral sex, so I cheat on him. sorry.
74.
75.
76. I have cancer and havent told anybody yet.
77.
78.
79. I really screwed you over, and I'm sorry. but now that you're talking shit about me behind my back, the only thing I want to do is ruin your life.
80.
81.
82. I wish I never gave him a second chance.
83. I lost my virginity to my exes best friend
84.
85.
86. We made a fake profile to hurt her feelings....................but shes really dumb. Sorry Krystal and Elisa....................NOT.BITCHES
87.
88. I'm 15 and I've never even held hands with a guy.
89.
90. If I really wanted to be with you right now, I would be.
91.
92. sometimes I'd rather be single
93. yeah, sometimes I'd rather be too.
94.
95.
96. I'm a virgin at 25... will sex ever happen?
97. I'm so tired of guys sweet talking me into stuff.
98.
99.
100. I'll never get over her, and I don't really want to.
101.
102. Sometimes his disconnection makes me feel unwanted.
103. I'm just with him to make you jealous....its not working so well is it?
104.
105.I cheated on my husband.
106. ME TOO
107. I would have gone further last night.
108. she is nothing more than a home wrecker and I hate her for it
109. I feel culpable every day of my life.
111. I would move there for you. all you'd have to do is ask.
112. Sometimes I Think I'm Gonna Be Alone Forever & It Suck's Ungodly.
113. I love you. But I want out.
114. My mom hits me.
115.
116. I'd kill her if I had the chance. just for taking you away from me. bitch.
117.
118.
119. I've filled in like 3 of these already.
120. I want him to stick around because I'm afraid to be alone.
121.
122. i feel like I killed my husband!!!!!!!!!! but i no i didnt
123. im lonely really lonely!
124. I think I might be bisexual.
125. I'm terribly lazy and I hate myself for it. I know what I need to do to change, but something inside me prevents me from doing it. Maybe I'm actually NOT good enough.
126. I'm scared that we're moving too fast for our age.
127. You weren't good in bed.
128. I don't think youre very good at kissing.
129.
130. I can't wait to have sex.
131.
132. EWW I hope i don't know # 133 SICKO
133. I secretly fantasize about children. I am an adult.

sick fuck.

134.
135.
136. I cheated on you.
137.
138. I'm so afraid what he thinks about the age difference.. I want him so bad
139. I have sex way to early in relationships.
140.
141. I get stoned all the time so I can forget how I really feel about the world
142.
143. I'm still hung-up on Andrew even though he ended our relationship 18 months ago... he says i'm his best friend and calls me every day, so how did he fall out of love with me?
144. I drink because it helps me forget.
145. please stop talking to me. just move on with your life. I can't take this push pull bullshit and wondering if things will ever happen.
146.
147.
148.
148. Whenever I see him sign on line, my heart still skips a beat.
149. I shaved my balls

I would hope so!

151. I really want to see you again.
152. I am not as strong as you think I am.
153. neither am I
154. I cant get over the fact that you lied to me, and I hold it against you.
155. I think women are better off without men. All they are needed for is their sperm, other then that they're good for nothing.
156. I think I am beautfiful and I can stare at my myspace pictures for hours.

well someones taking her self absorbedness to another level

157.
158. .
159. I really want to smoke but I can't. I'd lose friends and respect.
160. I have a crush on one of my Myspace friends
161. I'm really Grocho Marx.
162.
163. I dont eat for a few days at a time cause I think im fat.
164. I cheated first FOOL!
165. I still suck my thumb and i'm well past the age of 21
166. I'm not really pregnant. I'm just using it as an excuse to hide the weight I've gained from sitting around on my oversized ass eating funyuns and cookies.

hmmm I wonder who this mystery fat ass is!

167.
168. I hate my family, and I don't trust my best friend.
169. I wish I had never lost my virginity to you
170. me too
171.
172. I secretly hate one of my best friends. I refuse to hang out with her with other guys because she always ignores me and she KNOWS shes prettier than me. sometimes, I wish I could make her ugly.
173.
174.
175. I think I might be gay. It scares me, but also it excites me and makes me happy. It makes sense too. but I'm still not sure. I wish I had someone to tell
176. He hits me.
177. I'm a recovering heroin addict
178. I hate how all your pictures are with her when you promised them to be with me
179.
180. I wish things were how they used to be...when he still chose ME
181. I WANT TO PUSH OLD PEOPLE DOWN THAT WALK TOO SLOW IN THE MALL!!

ROTFLMAO!! OMG ME TOO!!!!!! LifeCall moment! youtube that shit!

182. I think I should be thinner, even though I'm stick thin to begin with.

EAT! u are a disgrace..wasting food! there are starving children in Conneticut!

183. I cheated on my boyfriend
184. I'm only 13 years old and I have been smoking for 3 years

move to europe! you'd be normal!

185. I want to marry him one day
186. I am not in love with my boyfriend anymore, not even happy with him
but rather be with him then alone.
187. I started drinking and smoking when my parents got divorced.
188. I HAVE AN EATING DISOERDER AND IT'S KILLING ME.

your spelling errors will kill u!

189. I wish things could be how they used to be. When she still chose me.
190. Cigarettes make me feel beautiful.

but they make u look fug!

191. He almost beat the shit out of me homecoming night. I told everyone that its my own fault! I still a bruise from where he grabed me. I wish I could tell someone the truth.
192. I like girls that have curves :D

HOLLA!

193. I hate my boyfriend!!!!!
194. I'm afraid that, if I'm not with him...he'll be happier than when he was with me.
195. I want his best friend to hold me! # 69,92 and 113 work as well
196. I love you!!

I love me too!

197. sometimes I just dont give a fuck and I want to get wasted and high and bang you, but then I'm worried about guilt

if there was no such thing as guilt, we'd all be getting wasted, high, and banging people...or is that what we do already?

198. I licked a 9 volt battery for the taste

mmm tastes like chicken

199. I LOVE HUGE TITS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD-ALEC HOLMES

Alec, call me!! I'm about to do a myspace search for u!

200. i may love him more then i think, and #133 your a sick fuck!!!!!!!! get some help before you hurt a child
201. When I was getting ready to break up with a boyfriend I lived with cause I found out he cheated on me but never said anything....I took his toothbrush and scrubbed the toilet with it....later that night I watched him brush his teeth....HAHA. Thats what you get when you fuck with a crazy italian girl. Love Jackie.

DOUBLE HIGH-5 FOR JACKIE!! next time the fucker cheats, try snowballing
(definition by urbandictionary.com-
when a man cums into a females mouth and then she spits it into the mans mouth)
it's disgusting and I've never done that but I'm guessing it would piss the guy off!

posted by Preci at 1:30 PM -

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