Monday, November 5, 2007
sexless in the city
sexless in the city...the crappy city of Baltimore

I was reading Savage Love on Friday during my lunch break. It's this advice column about sex and relationships...okay mostly sex. It's the only good thing about the Baltimore's City Paper lately. I tried to use Baltimore's City Paper as a substitute for NYC's Village Voice and Baltimore's Examiner as a substitute for NYC's Metro paper but Baltimore just plain SUCKS!
I do enjoy reading Savage Love though. Maybe it's just the kink in me...or maybe it's the lack of good reading material.
I took off my rosary and threw it on the table to take away from the guilt I felt for reading such trash...not realizing that seeing it draped across the trashy paper was even worst than wearing it. So I'm reading this advice column written by Dan Savage while chewing around my partially cooked shrimp toast and getting aroused by the idea of some random stranger sharing details the same superhero fetish that I have...well ALMOST the same....and I starting thinking maybe I should have my own sexual advice column. Then I realized that you'd actually have to have sex to do such a thing.
*sigh*

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