Fat ASS(literally) Cookie Monster finally announced that she is not fat from too many cookies (or Gods punishment to her for stealing my bag) as I had hoped. She's pregnant *gasp* with 6 alien babies.
let's hope........
-she has them well after February so my trip to PR isnt ruined
-there's a fly on the wall in the hospital room with a video camera as she endures the pain of giving birth (YOUTUBE!)
-all 9 babies shes pregnant with come out healthy and happy
-they don't come out with an extra tan *cough Diddy's secret love children with La Lopez*
-SOMEBODY doesn't pay her off and roll out (what?? i didn't name names)
-she keeps the baby weight
VIVA LA COOKIE MONSTER!!
umm does this mean we can't refer to her as La Virgen Lopez anymore??
posted by Preci at 
HAHAHA YES! ESPECIALLY THE KEEPING THE BABY WEIGHT PART!