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ALREADY my ass! Friday sure as hell took long to get here.
I was so fucking late for work this morning 
I didn't wake up until 7:23am and I should've been on the damn bus at that time.
You would think that someone would wake me the fuck up, but nobody was around.
Once I started walking to the bus stop, I didn't see ANYONE and there are usually crowds of people out there. It was like a fucking ghost town.
Well, as it turns out, EVERYONE was in fucking McDonalds.
I just KNEW I was gonna be able to run in there for an iced coffee and run right out to catch the bus. That didn't happen.
After they got to everyone's order, I was next in line and the fucker in front of me decided he was in a social mood this morning.
He goes up to the cashier and he's all  "HI! Good morning! How are you? yadayadayada beautiful weather..."
and I'm like "HOLY FUCKING HELL!!! MAYBE YOU'VE HAD YOUR MORNING COFFEE AND YOU HAVE TIME TO WASTE BUT I AM TRYINGGGGGGGGG TO CATCH A GODDAMN BUS!!"
So finally it's my turn to order and the bitch rings me up. About 7 minutes after she takes my order, she decided to tell Shaquinasha in the drive-thru to make a large vanilla iced coffee. She could've made that shit 12 times by then!!!
Shaquinasha then says that there's no vanilla.
"no vanilla?  NO VAFUCKINGNILLA!?!? CHRIST ON A CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOME VANILLA BECAUSE I JUST MISSED THE BUS!! I NEED FLAVORED COFFEE AND THE HAZELNUT TASTES BURNT SO FIND ME SOME FUCKING VANILLA!"
so yea, she found the vanilla but I'm pretty sure she spit in my coffee 
nah, I watched her make it. Who gives a shit?! I needed my caffeine!
I've been craving the weekend.
I'm not doing much of anything this weekend but catching up in school. I have to do alot of reading about shit that I have no interest in, but that's the price you pay when you fuck around and fail and then have to take the same lame ass classes again to bring up your GPA.
I want to go somewhere this weekend. Yes, I know that I have to save money and stay home cleaning and studying but if I don't get out of Maryland, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind!
I think going to NYC wass such a tease lol
I finally got my new ID so I WILL be drinking this weekend...even if it's sitting at home, alone making my own mojitos 
eh, who the hell am I kidding?! we all know I don't have the patience to make a mojito. I'll probably just sit there chewing on mint leaves, sucking limes, and chasing down a serving spoon full of sugar with rum and club soda. My liver doesn't give a shit how the alcohol gets there. AS LONG AS IT GETS THERE!
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| good morninggggg |
yep, Thursday morning. The weekend is just about here.
I went to bed super early last night so WHYYYYYYYYY am I so tired?! I'm totally gonna sleep through the weekend.
eh, who am I kidding? I'm up at 7am every Saturday morning...bright eyed and bushy tailed...
I had McDonald's iced coffee today and it was sooooooooooo GOOD! The 1st time I had it, it was super disgusting. I don't know what changed but 
I really have nothing interesting to say this morning so I have a joke from Papo...
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly:
"This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed!"
HAHAHA reminds me of driving with Ayleen!!
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I have some sad news to share. Many of you...ok ALL of you...should know about my precious, beloved Christian Louboutin shoes that I spent MONTHS searching for after seeing Paris Hilton wear them.
After searching high and low for the $895 shoes, I FOUND THEM!!!!!!!
I only wore them on very special occassions and planned to wear them during the AC and MSG shows. well, the shoes are NO MORE!
At 10:39am, they were pronounced dead after my sisters dog chewed them up.
I have been searching online for replacement shoes and I can't find any.
Guess the Marc curse is trying to get me AGAIN. I'll be going to the show barefoot!
I could easily Michael Vick his ass. I believe in an eye for an eye, BUT I'm not going to kill him. I'm just going to rip out each tooth...one by one.
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| good morning |
oh yes, it is MANIC MONDAYYYYYY!!!
so yea, Beth is emailing me and I haven't read it but the subject says..."it's 10"
which means she's waiting on my morning bulletin.
Beth,
I'll be there when I'm good and ready! 
I waited on the bus stop from 7am until 8:40am and I was NOT happy about it. I filed 3 complaints and don't even get me started on how many times I used the F word. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, I LOVE THE F WORD!
if I had to choose between saying the F word and having mind blowing sex every day for the rest of my life, I'd choose the F word.
It feels so fucking good to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a bitch this morning and if I fall in the middle of the street and get run over by a truck only to survive and be somehow physically impaired (aside of the physical impairment of my ass being FAT) for the rest of my life, I would totally deserve it.
Anyway, this weekend was AMAZINGGGGGGGG!!
I went to NYC for the 1st time in 2 months and I really enjoyed myself. Jimmy Bosch... as always!
I had drinks, laughed, cried, laughed some more, had a triple orgasm, ate, danced...ok tapped my foot to the beat, and saw my dear SNOOKUMS!!!!!!
...and let me tell you, he was looking VERY snookalicious! I have pictures, but I don't want anyone else drooling over him so I'm not sharing lol
ok so I got on the @#$&% liar today and it told me that I lost 6 pounds since I weighed myself on Thursday. OK, how the fuck did it say I was a whale when I was dieting starving myself, exercising, and drinking water but the minute I start eating everything in sight (minus the fruits and veggies), sitting around, and drinking alcohol and soda, it tells me that I've lost 6 pounds!? what a fucking load of cow shit!
off to water my ever-so-lovely flowers...
the sorry bastard spent $85 on these babies so I'm trying to keep them alive for atleast 2 weeks and then I'm making potpourri! |
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Name: Preci
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!!! This is my personal favorite day of the week....HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
, watching Maury. Today is definitely a day where I want to be in BED!!! I don't think I'm gonna make it to class tonight.
OF THE DAY is my bestest friend Ayleen....
