A coincidence is having the same birthday as your co-worker and boss. A coincidence is thinking of your uncle and at that exact moment, he calls. A coincidence is showing up at an event in the same tan bolero that your friend is wearing.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian court sentenced an Indonesian woman to prison for six months for almost severing her husband's penis out of jealousy, police said Wednesday.
Umidah Setu, an Indonesian migrant worker living in Malaysia, pleaded guilty in court Tuesday in the southern city of Johor Bahru to voluntarily causing hurt, said Che Yussof Che Ngah, deputy chief of Johor state's criminal investigations department.
Umidah, a 47-year-old canteen operator, was arrested Sunday after her husband, who is also from Indonesia, filed a police report claiming she tried to cut off his penis with a knife, Che Yussof said.
Che Yussof said the man, whom he declined to identify, received 11 stitches after going to the hospital on his motorcycle for treatment.
Che Yussof said the dispute surfaced because Umidah was jealous of another woman, but he declined to elaborate on whether the man had been having an affair.
The couple have been married for 17 years and have two children, the New Straits Times newspaper said.
Muslim men in Malaysia are allowed to take up to four wives. It was not clear if Umidah will appeal the sentence.
If you ask me (and you didn't, but I'll tell you anyway) HE DESERVED IT!! WTF was he doing sleeping with his ex wife if he was remarried???? You NEVER compare wife #1 to wife #2 in such a way...ESPECIALLY if you're still sleeping around with wife #1. Apparently she was satisfying enough to cheat on your current wife with. OBVIOUSLY, wife #2 isn't doing something right...then again, men are whores and he'd sleep around whether his current wife was pleasing him or not. If it was me, it would have taken much more of 11 stitches to reattach it. They would've been scanning the ocean to find the dead body of his dog so they could cut the dogs body open and obtain my ex husbands chewed up penis. I am dead ass serious! I would've cut that shit off, fed it to the dog (dogs eat anything) and then threw the damn dog in the ocean! PSSHHH my ex is lucky he lives halfway across the country because he is long overdue or a penis rearrangement!
ok it's Thursday morning and I am in 2 cups coffee cups deep. I think coffee has the same effect alcohol has on me except I'm like 30000% faster haha
The Marc curse is after me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! I don't want to speak too much about it because it can hear my thoughts and read everything I write. It's THAT powerful!
The tour starts TOMORROW! It has finally hit me!!!!!!!!!!
HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Indeed it is a good morning...whether I'm spending it here or in NYC. and I'm spending it HERE! I had a really bad feeling about going to NYC. It started yesterday. I was pulling my hair out...and nauseous and just a wreck. I flipped a coin (heads go to NYC, tails stay home) and it landed on tails. I asked 2 friends of mine and they said to stay home. When I went to buy my greyhound ticket, the second I entered my credit card info, my mom called with bad news. I cleared it up but all signs were saying NO NO NO NO NO! The minute I decided 100% that I wasn't going, I felt 100% better...well that was until I talked to my exwhateverthefuckheis but that's a-wholeeeeeeeee-nother story lol
so yea, I went shopping last night because and I found some clothing options for Saturday's concert...so
Good morninggggggggg!!! It's Tuesday and Tuesday is just not a favorite day of mine. I'm having a good day so far but Tuesday's are always BLAH! ya know?
so tomorrow I'm going to see Mrs. Estefan and I am VERY thrilled about it!! I hope it doesn't turn out to be a nightmare like the Kimora Lee Simmons book signing. UGH! She's such an evil bitch!
I had my assistant(Elaine) call Starbucks to confirm Gloria's appearance. She will definitely be there. The dude who answered said "she's expected to arrive at 5pm"...in other words, she's most likely gonna be running on CPT/Island Time so don't have high hopes of it starting early. Here's my issue: there is one bus leaving NYC to Maryland at 7:30pm and the next bus doesn't leave NYC after that until 3:45am which will not only have me stranded for like 8 hours, but also get me back in Maryland at 7:25am with no time to go home, shower, change clothes, and get to work by 8am. It takes 2 hours to get from the bus station to my house. I wouldn't get home until 9:30am and then with the shower and all, I won't be getting to work until like 11am. I'm more concerned about being stranded for 8 hours. That's not fun. I've done it before lol SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, if Miss G. starts at 5pm and I am the 1st person in line (since I'll be getting to NYC at like 11am lol), I can be in and out with enough time to hop on the train and get the bus going back to Baltimore at 7:30pm.
By JIM FITZGERALD, Associated Press Writer Sun Sep 23, 1:48 PM ET
Wearing protest signs, from left, Geoff Lock, Margaret Colesanti and Ann Donegan stage a pro-doughnut demonstration at the Koehler Senior Center in Mahopac, N.Y., Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007. At issue is a decision to refuse
MAHOPAC, N.Y - It was just another morning at the senior center: Women were sewing, men were playing pool — and seven demonstrators, average age 76, were picketing outside, demanding doughnuts.
They wore sandwich boards proclaiming, "Give Us Our Just Desserts" and "They're Carbs, Not Contraband."
At issue is a decision to refuse free doughnuts, pies and breads that were being donated to senior centers around Putnam County, north of New York City. Officials were concerned that the county was setting a bad nutritional precedent by providing mounds of doughnuts and other sweets to seniors.
The picketers said they were objecting not to a lack of sweets but that they weren't consulted about the ban.
"Lack of respect is what it's all about," said Joe Hajkowski, 75, a former labor union official who organized the demonstration. He said officials had implied that seniors were gorging themselves on jelly doughnuts and were too senile to make the choice for themselves.
C. Michael Sibilia said, "I'm 86, not 8."
Inside, some seniors said they missed the doughnuts but others said they were glad to see them go.
"It was disgusting the way people went after them," said 80-year-old Rita Jorgensen. "I think the senior center did them a favor by taking it away."
Stan Tuttle, coordinator of nutritional services for the county's Office for the Aging, said the program had gotten out of control. As many as 16 cases of breads, cakes and pastries were delivered, by various means, to the William Koehler Memorial Senior Center each day. Some were moldy and some had been stored overnight in the trunks of volunteers' cars, he said.
Caregivers there and elsewhere say the doughnut debate illustrates the difficulty of balancing nutrition and choice when providing meals to the elderly.
"Senior citizens can walk down to the store and buy doughnuts. Nobody's stopping them," said Michael Jacobson, executive director of the Center for Science in the Public Interest in Washington.
But he notes that older people have high rates of heart disease and high blood pressure and says senior citizen centers, nursing homes and assisted-living centers should not be worsening the health problems of seniors.
At the North East Bronx Senior Citizen Center, lunch is served five times a week (suggested contribution $1.50).
"We don't tell them what to do, we don't force them to eat what's good for them. But we certainly don't give them anything that's bad for them," said center director Silvia Ponce.
The church-basement senior center, one of 325 under the New York City Department for the Aging, has a mostly Italian-American clientele, a Naples-born cook and a menu that includes eggplant parmigiana, linguini with clams and manicotti.
"We try to give them what they like," said the cook, Stella Bruno.
The lunches have to supply one-third of the federal minimum daily requirements in such categories as calories, protein, vitamin C and vitamin A, said Chris Miller, spokesman for the department.
The Bronx center offers coffee, tea, bagels and rolls in the morning, but nothing in the doughnut family.
"The sweetest thing here is the raisin in the raisin bagel," said Nicholas Volpicella, 87.
Maureen Janowski, director of nutrition resources for Morrison Senior Dining in Atlanta, which provides meals at more than 370 senior living communities, says residents' food preferences depend somewhat on their age. Those born between 1901 and 1925 generally prefer meat and potatoes, and those born between 1925 and 1942 are "a little more trendy, a little more adventurous, a lot more nutrition-savvy," she said.
"They have choices, and we show them how to make good choices," she said.
At the Bronx center, Bruno said she tries to help the seniors avoid the bad buffet choices when they take a trip to Atlantic City. As a group was departing, she handed them bag lunches — with a roast beef sandwich, cranberry juice and carrot sticks.
"Protein, vitamin C, vitamin A," she said.
I LOVE THIS STORY! Give the old people their damn doughnuts! "...menu that includes eggplant parmigiana, linguini with clams and manicotti."
I'm really gonna have to put comments back on here so you people can tell me how amazing I am here instead of via email...actually, AS WELL AS via email haha
For someone who went to bed at 4am, I am well rested and feeling good...well except for these weird dizzy spells and nauseatic moments. BEFORE you even think it, A.) I am allergic to children and B.) you have to be fucking someone to get pregnant so unless our favorite holy being leaped from the heavens and did his business on me so that I could be "holy preci: mother of god"... OMGosh and then maybe I could take him to court for child support.
errrr I probably just lost half of my 2 readers lmao
It probably has something to do with my addiction to McDonald's breakfast food. really, it's ANY breakfast food! Mcdonald's is so fucking disgusting. It's like seriously asking to get sick! I go there almost every day for vanilla iced coffee. I actually made it there in time to get breakfast this weekend. They made a mistake and gave me 2 sausage biscuits instead of one and karma is probably kicking my ass. HEY, is it MY fault they screwed up the order in a way that benefitted me? NO!
eh, I'll be there again for lunch today. I've got coupons lmao
The ROCKSTAR of the week is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Yes, yours truly who slayed the beast known as Devilheart...
I really need no reason to be rockstar of the week. I'm just a fucking rockstar! I'm amazingggggggggggg and everyone agrees...well except maybe for a few bitter exes who think I'm "pure evil" but that's another story. I'll slay his ass too!!
YES, I am having a Chris Crocker marathon here in my home on a Sunday afternoon because I have nothing better to do like homework, cleaning, and laundry.
Here is the very 1st Chris Crocker rant about BS and by BS, I mean Britney Spears and not Bull Shit...eh, same thing lol
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...actually, AS WELL AS via email haha
