| Special Saturday Edition... |
good morningggggggggg!!!
There was no good morning post on Wednesday because my job made me work.
Can you believe that? I haven't had to work since I started there in May. How dare they!? Well, I work in a college and we have homecoming, homecoming parties, and "THE GALAAAAAAAAA"...UGH! That's how they said it, "THE GALAAAAAAA".
I just want "THE GALAAAAAAA" to be over with already. They've been trying to get me to go like I don't have anything else better going on. well, actually I don't and I'm trying to find some concert or event to go to so I can say "sorry,  can't make it. I have plans on that day."
The only problem is that I can't remember what day it's on. I'll have to look it up online.
Doris once told me that I should write a book  but I had no idea what to write about. Here's an idea, MY LIFE AS A FUCKING MARC FAN!!
I go through more drama than anyone else I know, but being a Marc fan takes that drama to another level. As promised (and requested), I'm gonna write about my crazy ass Atlantic City experience and how JLo stole my mascara!!!
and you people know (those who have seen me in person) that I don't play when it comes to my eyelashes and mascara. My weave can be busted, jacked up lipstick or whatever but my eye lashes are always on point. How am I supposed to complete my look without my mascara!?
FIRST, I'm gonna head to McDonald's (that I hate so much) for my free Breakfast Extra Value Meal that I won the other day. For someone who hates McDonalds, I sure visit them often.
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COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - Security guards refused to allow a woman into a federal courthouse until she removed a bra that triggered a metal detector.
Lori Plato said she and her husband, Owen Plato, were stunned when U.S. Marshals Service employees asked her to remove her bra after the underwire supports set off the alarm.
"I asked if I could go into the bathroom because they didn't have a privacy screen and no women security officers were available," Plato said Wednesday. "They said, 'No.'
"I wasn't carrying a shank in my bra. If it's so dangerous, why did they give it back and let me put it on?"
Patrick McDonald, the U.S. Marshal in Boise, said appropriate security protocols were followed in the Sept. 20 matter, and guards suggested she simply remove the bra in her car outside, or find a restaurant bathroom.
"She's inflating it," McDonald said. "All of a sudden she just took it off. It wasn't anything we wanted to happen and it wasn't anything we asked for her to do. She did it so fast."
Plato, of Bonners Ferry, said she was parked on a busy street and wasn't familiar with downtown Coeur d'Alene businesses. So her husband held up his coat to shield her from the rest of the people in the courthouse lobby while she removed her bra underneath her shirt.
Generally, McDonald said, undergarments aren't considered a danger to security.
"I don't think they're considered a weapon, really, the last time I looked," he said.
He declined to discuss other ways the federal courthouse guards could have screened Plato for weapons.
Plato wants the Marshals Service to apologize and stop forcing women to disrobe.
"It was very humiliating," her husband, Owen Plato, said. "They could have handled it with a much more professional attitude."
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Dang security is ALWAYS harassing people for no reason. They just wanted to see her boobs! WTF!? I think they are against us "blessed" women!Labels: breasts, rant, weird |
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| Why men don't write advice columns... |
This was sent to me this morning by Lori. Thanks!!
It's my personal dedication to Juni because this totally reminds me of something he'd do...giving the advice, NOT wearing the make-up and lingerie (that's Adam/Prince Charming lol)
Why men don't write advice columns
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my makeup.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the makeup, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
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| good morninggggggggg |
good morningggggggggg!!it's FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY! I'll be spending this weekend at home drinking my sorrows away. I was supposed to go to DC tonight but I lost the M&G and my tickets got SOLD!
eh...everything happens for a reason.
I must say that my cup of coffee this morning is delightful!
it's not from Starbucks because:
A.) I'm poor because I spent all of my money on JLo's Crème de la Mer miracle eye cream or whatever. Don't get me wrong, it was a good show but we all know what the proceeds go to lol
B.) I work in East Baltimore, Maryland and there are NO Starbucks here.
They have a few Starbucks downtown, but it's nothing compared to NYC. There are more Starbucks on one strip in NYC than there are in the entire state of Maryland!
so yea, I'm drinking my own special brew...Folgers from the jar (instant).
I had to steal cream from Subway because I ran out and Rite Aid wanted to charge $3.99. 4 BUCKS FOR SOME CREAM!? get the f---I curse too much.Labels: coffee, marc curse, rant |
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| good morning |
It's Thursdayyyyyyyyy! That means the end of the week is almost here and that I have an exam due today. I can't wait to spend this weekend resting and catching up with life. I feel like the past 2 weeks have been a roller coaster and it probably won't stop until the tour ends.
speaking of roller coasters, I totally have a new idea for an amusement park ride. It's called THE CROWDED BUS. You get on this bus so full of people that you have to stand directly in front of the huge front window as the bus speeds down a steep hill. oh yea, THE CROWDED BUS only scares the life out of u if you are motorphobic (fears cars).
UGH! That was the ride from hell!
lots of work to do today.
btw...I didn't win.Labels: buses, rant |
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| good eveninggggggggggggg |
...because I didn't lol
actually, it wasn't that bad with the exception of me still having issues with the security from the Taj Mahal. one dude even hung up on me today. WTF? I'm not stopping until he's jobless!
anyway, blah. I have an exam tonight and a ton of homework to do but I'm fucking EXHAUSTED! wish me luck with DC's M&G.Labels: marc curse, rant |
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| good morningggggggggg |
good morningggggggggggg!!! it is indeed a good morning even though I'm still fighting with the security company that supposedly gave my stuff to JLo. UGH!
There's a back story to this madness and I'll write about it and this weekend soon. I'm just dealing with freakin' police reports, filing claims, and finding receipts!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! What would I do if I actually had to WORK my job lmao
Atlantic City and the folks at the Taj Mahal won't know what hit them!!
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| good morningggg |
good morningggggggggg!! busy day, but lots to tell you all about my trip to NYC. stay tuned! |
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Name: Preci
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