ok so remember my issue with finding something nice that actually fits, doesn't make me look like a slut but at the same time doesnt make me look like I'm over 30 (OLD), covers my tattoos and piercings, and looks kinda dressy? well I took everyone's advice and found this really nice shirt yesterday. I bought it but didn't try it on because I'm lazy. I keep forgetting that I'M FAT!!!!!!!! Actually, it wasn't even my fat. it was my BOOBS! I tried it on this morning and the freakin' shirt wouldn't come down over them!!
I'm taking donations for a breast reduction!
(in no order) top 10 stupid things I heard regarding finding something to where tonight:
1. Why don't you wear something that you already have at home?
2. look in a fashion magazine at the models and see if you can find something similar.
3. well u aint have a hard time shopping for concerts n shit
4. Wear a boustier with a nice sheer wrap.
5. You could wear one of those long sleeved shirt dresses w/ high heels and a belt.
6. dude don't u have daves bridal or wuteva on speed dial haha
7. mmmmmmmm mama let it all hang out
8. girl u can raid my closet. (this one came from a size 4 woman)
ok well it's a top 8 because I can't remember the other ridiculous things people said. people are stupid.
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
so as some of you may know, last night Ayleen sent me a message on AIM with the link to MAC for the Dallas winner. it was ME! I didn't even look at what the contest was for. I immediately started screaming, jumping up and down, calling people, sending emails, instant messages, bulletins, telling my family.... here is the convo with Judy....
"Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMGOMGOMG "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMGOMGOMG "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMG "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: omg "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: what "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: what "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: what "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: what "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: tell me "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: wtf "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: what "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMG "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: IM SCREAMIN "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: lOL "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: OMG "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: why wtf "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: LOOK AT THE BOARD "Judy" [8:39 P.M.]: tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "Preciosa" [8:39 P.M.]: http://www.marcanthonyclub.com/club/index.php?&showtopic=4077&st=0& "Judy" [8:40 P.M.]: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG "Judy" [8:40 P.M.]: PRECI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Judy" [8:40 P.M.]: CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Judy" [8:40 P.M.]: OMG I am so happy for you girl!!!! "Preciosa" [8:41 P.M.]: UMM "Preciosa" [8:42 P.M.]: ummm "Preciosa" [8:42 P.M.]: nevermind "Preciosa" [8:42 P.M.]: lmao "Preciosa" [8:42 P.M.]: i misread "Judy" [8:42 P.M.]: how the fuck? "Judy" [8:42 P.M.]: how did you read wrong "Judy" [8:42 P.M.]: ? "Judy" [8:42 P.M.]: i read the same thing "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: im kinda sad now "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: excited that i won "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: but the moment is gone "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: i thought i was meeting him "Judy" [8:47 P.M.]: for the press pass you can't meet him? "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: no "Preciosa" [8:47 P.M.]: its just taking pics "Preciosa" [8:48 P.M.]: but i thought it was saying i won a meet and greet "Judy" [8:48 P.M.]: dammm "Judy" [8:48 P.M.]: shit "Preciosa" [8:48 P.M.]: girl my bubble just exploded "Judy" [8:48 P.M.]: shit I was all freakin happy. "Judy" [8:48 P.M.]: I already posted. "Judy" [8:48 P.M.]: LOL "Preciosa" [8:51 P.M.]: wow "Preciosa" [8:51 P.M.]: that was a huge let down lmao "Preciosa" [8:51 P.M.]: atleast i won something "Judy" [8:51 P.M.]: yea but shit "Judy" [8:51 P.M.]: It was a let down too "Preciosa" [8:52 P.M.]: and i was freaking out when ayleen called "Preciosa" [8:52 P.M.]: asking her if it was real or a joke "Preciosa" [8:53 P.M.]: and then she was like "no u really won" "Preciosa" [8:53 P.M.]: and then i read what it was "Preciosa" [8:53 P.M.]: haha she thought i knew
so yea imagine everything up until when I said "umm" being in size 36 font haha!!
it turns out I was winning a press pass. I'm super excited about it and buying a new camera this weekend but put yourself in my shoes lol
good morninggggggg!! it's Thursday and the weekend cannot get here soon enough!
Today is Luke Perry's birthday. If you don't know who he is, you should be shot but anyway lol He played Dylan McKay on 90210. Here he is... we all thought Luke/Dylan was hot shit. Anyway, today is his 42nd birthday. I'm thinking if I'm 23 and Dylan...I mean Luke Perry is 42, that makes him 19 yrs older than me. I watched 90210 17 years ago when it came out at the age of 6...whoa wait...it's like 9am and I'm only on my 1st cup of coffee so bare with me...Dylan is 19 years older than me adding 6 yrs for my age when the show 1st started....HE WAS PLAYING A 25 YEAR OLD 9TH GRADER!? WTF??! I am sooo NOT exagerrating. I could have avoided all of the mathematical shit since we all know I can't add and subtract anyway haha 90210 was on air from 1990-2000. The characters bio on Wiki says that he was born in October of 1974. HE WAS PLAYING A 25 YEAR OLD 16 YEAR OLD!! I always thought those comedies were exaggerating the fact that those kids were really old. He was practically a peepaw! He was still the hottest one! yum!! Happy bday Dylan McKay!!
I'm craving a raisin bagel with cream cheese but "the truck" isn't outside. "the truck" is the ghetto truck that sells food outside of the school. I've never seen anything so ghetto in my life. It's not as ghetto as the truck in front of the community college. They are SUPER ghetto! It's a white truck with big red letters advertising fried fish and collard green dinners. Then there's this other truck that attempted to come around here and run the regular truck out of business. It was a big white truck with red letters saying "TY-TY's Hot Dogs 'n Stuff". I am sooo not exaggerating! I wanted to take a pic with my phone but I didn't want to be obvious. Ty-Ty n dem don't come around anymore.
I'm rested and trying to catch up with life now. I slept for about 12 hours last night and I'm feeling a little better physically but I'm still working on the emotions after a devastating experience on Sunday night.
OMGosh I totally had this wacked out dream that I somehow got into my ex's dorm room and found out that his gf was getting mail there. I stole the mail along with some letters and some of her text books....and he found out! creepy huh? it's totally not a stretch of the imagination...unless you count her looking halfway decent in the dream.
Today is and the "holiday" is over so everyone can expect to hear me ranting...the Atlantic City police department, Greyhound, the Taj Mahal, Madison Square Garden, The Pope, Al Sharpton....I'm calling EVERYBODY!! lol I am PISSED I have to handle it on my lunch break because my boss frowns upon me using the office phone while threatening to cut someone.
I had to steal more cream from . I think they're on to me. I atleast bought coffee and a disgusting breakfast sandwich from them yesterday. Give me a freakin break!!
ooooohhh ok so I totally missed the bus this morning because I couldn't find my shoes
SIDE NOTE: totally can't wait to get my own apartment SOON so I'll be able to find my shit but then I'll have nobody to blame it on when shit pops up missing
and when I finally found them, it was too late. My mom took me to work but needed gas money. All I could scrape up in my purse was $2 and there was no time to turn around and get my bank card that I left at home by mistake. I told the guy I needed $2 on pump 10...anything is better than nothing. My mom yelled at me and said there was no pump 10 so she went in there and told the guy which pump she was at (8) and that idiot ended up giving her $10 on 8. We took the gas and hopped in the car as fast as we could. We even ran a red light because it was taking too long to turn green. I was afraid Mujtaba would come out of the station with a turkey baster and try to get the $8 in gas back from us!
good morninggggggggggg!! it's Monday and I am here at work ON TIME! I didn't think I would be seeing as how I just got back in from NYC at 7am. I guess time slowed down for me this morning. why didn't it slow down for me yesterday when I was drinking $300 cappucinos and waiting in traffic?! UGH! there's a story to be told about that whole experience.
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and the "holiday" is over so everyone can expect to hear me ranting...the Atlantic City police department, Greyhound, the Taj Mahal, Madison Square Garden, The Pope, Al Sharpton....I'm calling EVERYBODY!! lol
. I think they're on to me. I atleast bought coffee and a disgusting breakfast sandwich from them yesterday. Give me a freakin break!!
