I just love to see people fall. I even love it when IIII fall. Falling is just plain funny!! well, it's not funny when someone gets hurts...umm unless you are an overexposed snob, then it doesn't matter.
Lori has sent me the following clip of a model falling through a hole. Apparently, the break-dancing monk put a hole in the runway and the model didn't know....
NOBODY! lol ok so the coffee pot down the hall broke...oh gawd! I think the entire staff might take the day off!! Nobody in my office knows how to make coffee. We have 2 coffee pots...one is broken and the other one only makes about 2 cups of coffee. The ONLY person in my office who even knows how to use a coffee pot is this dude who makes it so freakin' STRONG!!!!!! you have to drink the shit in shots! so we let our coffee pots collect dust. Everyone goes to the office down the hall for fresh coffee and I just drink instant coffee. so today one of the ladies came in my office saying that she broke the coffee pot. She looked like a freakin zombie needing a coffee fix
so yea, there's no coffee in the building today and people are gonna start freakin' out...well actually, they'll be too tired to freak out.
I'm the only one who's had my daily dose (3 cups) of coffee. another day in the life of a fast paced New Yorker living in a small, SLOW town.
SHE'S EVERYWHERE!! UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I can't even check my email without the whorish whore's name popping up somewhere!
if you ever have a daughter, don't name her Vera because she'll grow up to be a WHORE! don't believe me? type the name Vera into a google image search and see how many slutbag, whore images you get!
vera wang is probably a whore too. why else would she continue to make white dresses for the same whore to get married in every time she finds a new husband?? ok maybe she does it for the money, but SOMEONES A WHORE!
For clogged pipes, my mom always uses a Plumber's snake. I guess this story gives a new meaning to the term lol
From Yahoo News...
NEW YORK - There was no Halloween bogeyman in the closet for one Brooklyn woman — just a 7-foot-long python in her toilet. Nadege Brunacci was washing her hands in her bathroom before dawn Monday when she glanced back and saw the slithering serpent peeking out from her toilet, most of its body hidden in the pipes.
"I turned on the light and screamed," Brunacci, 38, told the New York Daily News. "It still makes my heart race."
Brunacci slammed down the lid, put a heavy box on top of the toilet and began calling for help, which came from her landlord and firefighters. Plumbers had to tear apart the downstairs neighbor's pipes to capture the snake, she said.
It's unclear how the snake made its way into the pipes.
Brunacci, a restaurateur, says she gave the snake to a friend who keeps it as a pet and named it after her.
Brunacci says she started using her daughter's training toilet after the scare in her third-floor apartment. And when she brushes her teeth, she said, "I'm looking over my shoulder."
OMG I would shit my pants!! ....and piss myself too and keep on doing it for the rest of my life because there is NO WAY I'd dare use another bathroom EVER again in life! OMG!! now I don't want to use the bathroom anymore! I'll just be like a jailed Paris Hilton...
Remember when she wouldn't tinkle out of fear that someone would snap a pic of her lol I'll either get really skinny from never eating/drinking again. no food=no bathroom...and then I'd die of starvation....but please bury me in the skimpiest outfit you can find because I'll be skinny!!!!!!!!!!!
OR
I'll keep eating/drinking because I'm addicted to food and just die from being full of shit...literally lol
I'm still trying to picture a grown woman using her daughters potty haha!!
is it me or is the entire world tired? I haven't seen anyone acting like themselves lately.
I think we all need a vacation...and I don't mean "fun in the sun". We all need a hardcore 2 weeks to just sleep in. I won't see that 2 weeks for another 2 months, but when it comes, I've decided that I'm not visiting anyone or going to some exotic place. I'm just gonna sleep!! I'm gonna get a room in some undisclosed location where I don't know anyone, take advantage of the DO NOT DISTURB sign that the hotel provides and just SLEEP!! It's like we're all walking around like zombies but instead of living on brains, we're living on coffee. Even the people who don't do shit all day are coffee zombies...
oh don't judge me! lol
people are taking off of work, leaving early, and cancelling meetings in my office. it's insane!! too many deadlines, tours, events, parties, etc. if I rest, I'll have even more shit to make up!! What happened to the girl who ran on 2 hours of sleep per night and hardly ever crashed!? I'm getting too old for this shit!
SCRANTON, Pa. - Talk about a potty mouth. A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said. Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.
"It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was outside or drunk," Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. "The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop."
Herb doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night.
Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police.
Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation.
"You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet," she said.
OMG something like that would totally happen to me! I'm shocked it hasn't already lol I curse at the tv, cars, computer, pets, hell I even shout a few profanities at my food every now and then.
Good morninggggggggg!! I'm in a delightfully good mood today...and that scares me. Maybe I have officially gone crazy. eh, I hit crazy long before Britney. anywho, I have the Mr. Rogers theme song in my head! It's so freakin' weird lol When I woke up, it was the Golden Girls theme, but now it's Mr. Rogers. He was so cool.
I used to watch that show everyday, but Lady Elaine Fairchilde scared the shit out of me! There's just something wrong about people wearing excessive blush and when that "person" is a make believe puppet lady with a burned up looking face, it's even scarier!
Good morningggggggggggg! UGH MONDAY!! Today I'll be dealing with the aftermath of homecoming. I didn't participate in anything out of fear of leaving the house. This is what's become of me!! lol I had an interesting weekend that I don't care to talk about. I did find out that alot of people read my blog. That's so exciting because the lack of comments had me worried. I was considering making a softer version with less cursing and more talk about the world and flowers and blessings and hopes and dreams but then I said WTF, THAT IS SOOO NOT ME! I'm funny and random and I say fuck alot and excessively use commas except for when I'm excessively using the word "and". That's what people know and love, but I am sooo gonna remove the comments option if you people don't stop calling me with comments! lol love you guys!
I'll be ranting all week! ok so as I was getting off of the bus this morning, the lady in front of me thanked the bus driver. I've noticed that alot of people do that and I don't understand why. What did the bus driver do to deserve thanks? Am I the only one holding on to my seat praying that I don't go flying through the winshield everytime the bus decides to break for no reason after speeding down the street!?! UGH! I think we should all give the bus drivers the finger while exiting the bus. WTF am I thanking you for? That's like when people tip the hair stylists or manicurist...ok I kinda understand that since the owner takes out a %age but jeez!
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