Friday, November 16, 2007
good morninggg...


like the new layout? I do. Thanks Adammmmmm!!
we're still under construction...and by "we" I mean my team...and by "my team" I mean me and all of my other personalities


posted by Preci at 9:49 AM - 0 comments
Thursday, November 15, 2007
savage love
so I was reading my weekly scum in the City Paper over a very fattening lunch thinking "is this gonna be another boring week in the world of sleezy advice columns??"
ok so I only read ONE sleezy advice colum but whatever. last week was the biggest fucking snore fest since bible study when I was a kid
yes, I will burn in hell but that's no surprise.
so I'm reading about some straight guy who wants to have a threesome with his girlfriend and another chick but doesn't know how to go about doing it. ok buddy, that's just about every straight man in the world. I was chewing my chicken cheese steak when I began to choke at what I read from Vicki Vantoch, author of The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to Sleeping with Three (who happened to be helping Dan Savage out with this week's advice). She said one of the couples she interviewed has threesomes with their kids kindergarten teacher. That's sick and hot at the same time. Am I sick for thinking that? Am I allowed to be talking about such things here because the other day someone left a comment calling this a family atmosphere or some shit. Anyway, it was fucking hot! I know that kid won't be failing any classes. I'd love to read that interview!! I need to have Elaine (my assistant...ok my pretend assistant who happens to be one of my alter egos but whatever) get Vicki Vantoch on the phone so I can question her about that couple. I wanna buy the book now just to see if the full interview is in there. UGH, WHAT THE FUCK do I need a book about threesomes for when I can't even have a fucking TWOSOME!? My onesomes are even lame...more like lonesomes *sigh*

I like to skip pass the boring shit in these sex issues and get right to the good stuff. My favorite bit of advice for this straight man wanting a threesome is when Vicki says:
"Try exploring threesome fantasies in the bedroom. If SHAG (the guy asking for advice) started telling his girlfriend about hot three-way action when she's really turned on, and he does it often enough, his girlfriend may develop a positive association between threesomes and orgams."
and then Dan Savage says "that or she'll dump your ass-but hey, no risk, no getting rimmed and blown at the same time."


How can you not love him!?

Savage Love

posted by Preci at 3:53 PM - 3 comments
so I'm searching for hotels and....
read this review on TripAdvisor.com...


Though I travel a fair amount for my work, and stay at perhaps 50 budget hotels a year, I've never felt compelled to offer a review on the web. Until now. Words cannot begin to capture how truly god awful this place was. It began with a manager who , dressed in only underwear and T shirt behind a bulletproof glass partition, LIED to me that my Expedia booking still required payment on check-in. There were apparently only 3-4 rooms occupied at the 2 story motel, including one that was apparently involved in drug selling-- cars came and went every 10 minutes throughout the night. I was truly afraid for my life, and lay awake much of the night fearing that a thug would knock on my door (or break in) at any moment. Please, please go elsewhere...


OK ROTFLMAO!! Thanks, but no thanks.
posted by Preci at 10:20 AM - 1 comments
good morningggg


so my boss goes to her office and all I hear blasting from the tv in there is some morning show singing Manic Monday. I'm sitting here half dead, burning my mouth with Pick Me Up Hot Chocolate....


FINALLY found a pic of it...couldn't find it before because I kept calling it WAKE Me Up Hot Chocolate...

so the morning show is all "It's just another manic Monday....I wish it was Sunday....cuz that's my funday...." and I'm thinking HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DID THE WEEK START OVER!? IS IT NOT THURSDAY?!
The guy on the morning show starts saying "Good morning everyone. It's Monday November 12th and....yada yada yada"........
I don't remember what he said because I was sitting here freakin' the hell out!! After spilling the hot cup of chocolate (because saying the hot cup of hot chocolate makes no sense and saying the cup of hot chocolate doesn't put enough emphasis on the fact that it was so hot I burned a big hole through my pants, leg, computer chair, and rug....and then the scorching hot chocolate (again saying hot hot chocolate just won't sound right) burned through the rug and through the floor and landed on poor Rachel's head in the office beneath me....ummm I think I lost myself in the excessive use of parenthesis
Turns out that she was watching a recorded tape or something of Monday's episode of that morning show because her old sorority was on there.

posted by Preci at 8:59 AM - 0 comments
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
good morningggg



I'd love to know what the hell kind of world people live in without caffeine. It IS my God and I enjoy my addiction VERY much

In other news, I need next Wednesday off. Out of nowhere, my co-workers are all taking off and I have no one to cover me. It kinda sucks because I always have to be here...during lunch, office parties, late when other people take off, etc. If there's anything going on, I miss it. That's all justified by the fact that I get paid VERY good money to do absolutely nothing...unless you count sending emails to beth, talking to adam on yahoo, being on myspace, reading dlisted.com, or blogging all day.
I just want Wednesday off
I'm gonna break it to my co-workers later on today.


this place has become a sloppy, unorganized mess and will be down for construction soon.


HUMP DAYYYYYYYY!!
posted by Preci at 11:45 AM - 0 comments
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
good morningggg


it's Tuesday and it's RAININGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

so last night I was shopping for coffee at the grocery store but craving hot chocolate when I came across.....
ok I can't find a pic of it because I'm too hopped on the sauce resulting in a lack of patience. I came across CAFFEINATED hot chocolate. it's like the fucking best of both worlds!!! Where has this juice been all my life!? throw in a little rum and it'll be the PERFECT winter treat!!

posted by Preci at 8:25 AM - 4 comments
Monday, November 12, 2007
good morning.



in a shitty mood because I'm sleepy, hungry, and it's raining. I intend to take it out on everyone lol
I have no coffee because someone used all of my fucking sugar!
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
posted by Preci at 9:22 AM - 1 comments
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