I don't remember much from last night...except pole dancing, Heather's vomit on my hand, some dude named Richard, and popping a squat behind the dumpster lmao
I am sooo freakin' glad that Thanksgiving is overrrr! That shit was rough! It was sooo incredibly miserable and I'm pretty sure I gained about 90 pounds!! I had peach cobbler and baked macaroni and cheese to take to Ayleen's house but since we didn't go, that's what I ended up eating for 2 days.
Now I can spend my day shoppingggggg!!! then Heather and Viv will be here later tonight. I'm supposed to be the tour guide but I don't know jack shit about this shit town lol eh, I'll play it by ear and bullshit my way around.
I'm off to the hair store! They are closing down so I gotta get some discount weave!!
...and I sooo totally did NOT want to open my eyes this morning!! I made this amazingggggg dinner last night (California orange salmon, Santa Fe rice, and avocado salad finished off with a glass of orange soda and colossal boston creme donut). I'm such a fat ass pig but in my defense, I hadn't eaten all day. After I ate and did laundry, it was bed time. I went to bed at 10pm and set my alarm for 12am so I could get up and wash my hair, pack clothes, etc. since we're leaving from my job so I can't pack later. well I hit the damn snooze button for like 6 hours straight!! Imagine me rushing to shower, wash my hair, fold and pack clothes, brush my teeth, go to the ATM and then come back to my house to drop the money off and run to the bus stop in less than 30 minutes!! eh, story of my life. I made it though...well I skipped washing my hair, missed the bus and got a ride to work but I made it. I'll wash my hair at the hotel. I'm soooooooooooooooooo freakin' excited to be going to NYC with the mega bitch (my mom) we haven't been there together in agesssssssss and this time it's just us! no kids dragging behind us!!
I have become the office BITCH!! well atleast according to one co-worker. I mean, he doesn't say it but he totally walks on eggs shells around me. He's old enough to be my dad (anyone over 30 lmao) and seems so intimidated by me. It's weird. so anyway, I have to do the supply orders here. In order for the supplies to get to us the next day, we have to have the orders in by 2pm. EVERYYYYYYYY time I tell these people, they take their sweet time and I have to keep reminding them...ESPECIALLY the dude. He's a guy so it's understandable lol
well, one day the order wasn't in on time so I went back there and was joking about how I was banning them from ordering supplies until January of 2008. He totally believed me!! Now everything is awkward when it's time to order supplies.
Someone completely robbed him of most of his office supplies...stapler, letter opener, tape, pens, etc. so now he has to order everything again.
I told him to have the order in by 2pm if it was URGENT, if not, we would just take care of it on Monday. It was completely up to him since it was his supplies. well, I guess he was busy working on other stuff and forgot. so of course at 1:30pm when I told another co-worker to remind him, everyone got all scared. She relayed the message depicting me as a horrible bitch wanting to get the supply order taken care of. He came out all nervous telling me that he was so sorry. UGH! I feel like a monsterrrrrrrr!!!
WTF?! she has teeth in her cooch! Is this what producers and writers have lowered themselves to? eh..atleast it's not another remake of a classic...
The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
good morning....it's TUESDAYYYYYYYY but feels like Thursday because tomorrow is like Friday...and then the FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!! This only happens once a year AND we get food! Just when you think God is punishing you with your boring, crappy ass nine-five job, tv dinners that you put into the microwave for the amount of time that the directions on the back of the box says...
...but when u take it out, it's still frozen in the middle so you put it back in the microwave but by the time the middle unfreezes or atleast gets warm, the rest of it is too hot to eat so u put it in the fridge to cool off but you're really hungry and want it to cool quicker so u put it in the freezer and sit down to watch a rerun of Friends but fall asleep by mistake on the couch because you're so exhausted from your crummy nine-five job and by the time you wake up, it's like 3am and you realize that your tv dinner is now frozen and RUINED because you can't reheat a thawed-and-then-frozen-again tv dinner so u go back to sleep hungry and wake up to go back to your stupid Clark Kent job* the next day and so it continues....
but then God gives you the gift of Thanksgiving! A FOUR DAY VACATION AND REAL FOOD!!!
*Clark Kent job - your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do. Urban Dictionary
and this time by "hungry", I don't mean me (even though I am starving)
so I was told that I'm supposed to create a blog roll and in an attempt to do that, I came across this website in the Conscious Spending Blog called Free Rice.
On the webite, there's a word game.
How to Play
-Click on the answer that best defines the word. If you get it right, you get a harder word. If wrong, you get an easier word.
-For each word you get right, we donate 10 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program.
WARNING: This game may make you smarter. It may improve your speaking, writing, thinking, grades, job performance...
so I managed to donate 11 grains...wait a minute...GRAINS!?! oh shit! I thought it was 11 POUNDS of rice that I donated by getting the words right...OMG! THAT'S ONLY LIKE ONE FORK OF RICE!! HERE I WAS THINKING I WAS MAKING A FUCKING DIFFERENCE!! OK I totally have to go play some more!! Anyway, I thought it was 11 pounds of rice that I donated until I started writing this blog. In my attempt to do a good deed (playing the word game), I got distracted by an ad on the screen that said "Lose 11 pounds every 2 weeks" so of course I had to click on it. UGH! we live in a pretty shitty world....
UPDATE:it says TEN GRAINS of rice per word...so I got 11 words, making it 110 grains...which still isn't ONE serving...and with all of this rice talk, I'm craving chinese.
ANOTHER UPDATE: I'm such an idiot. I keep getting words wrong. Wouldn't it be fucked up if they took away 10 grains for each one I got wrong? The rice nazi..NO RICE FOR YOU!!
UGH! I hateeeee Mondays!! I guess this Monday is more like Wednesday since Wednesday will be like Friday. 4 day weekend bitches!!!!!!!! I simply cannot wait!!!!!!! My toes are frozen, my eyes are itchy, I'm fucking sleepy and almost out of marshmallows for my Pick Me Up Hot Chocolate.....
I was so fucking late for work today. I don't even want to imagine the look on my bosses face when she gets back from her 9am meeting.... nah she's not really mean. lucky me! I just hate showing up late and it's soooo NOT my fault! The freakin bus...I don't even need to explain it. THE FUCKING BUS!!
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