Did anyone else have the hardest time getting out of bed this morning? 
I thought a 3 day weekend was supposed to have me well rested and ready to start the day this morning. That was NOT the case!!
ok so after much begging, I have finally reached an orgasm many requests, I have finally started a blog outside of myspace.
The URL is temporary until I find one that hasn't been used yet. apparently, I'm 8 years too late on this. don't get me wrong, it's a cute URL but kinda long and some people just aren't that bright 
back to my good morning randomness!!
ok so yea today started off pretty shitty...like, the green kind that Lisa Bonet probably releases. She seems like one of those organic food eating people...goat milk drinking asses...
side bar: I went toWegmans on Saturday looking for nothing in particular. I just love that store so I visit when I'm in the area (Hunt Valley). THEN I decided to grab some avocados while I was there. I went to the tropical fruit section and those tree hugging bastards were selling avocados 3 for $5.00. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I was told that it's because they are "organic". ORGANIC!? ummm can you direct me to the regular, pesticide-filled avocados?! I will NOT pay $5.00 for 3 avocados (like $1.66 per avocado) because it's organic. it better be orgasmic too...and then help with the dishes at that price!
ok so what was I talking about before my organic food rant? 
oh yea, green-shitty morning...lol
After waking up LATE to my mom bitching about her black sock that someone took out of the dryer, I forced myself to get up and get ready. well, I got on the scale to see that I've gained 2 more pounds to add to the 20 I've gained since May...don't worry, I'll have a fat rant soon.
I missed my freakin' bus and ripped my pants
I came back to my house to find out that someone had stolen my moms car. So yea, it's been a fun morning so far. I figured I avoided manic Monday by having the day off yesterday but it just rolled over to Tuesday 
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