ok so remember my issue with finding something nice that actually fits, doesn't make me look like a slut but at the same time doesnt make me look like I'm over 30 (OLD), covers my tattoos and piercings, and looks kinda dressy?
well I took everyone's advice and found this really nice shirt yesterday. I bought it but didn't try it on because I'm lazy. I keep forgetting that I'M FAT!!!!!!!!
Actually, it wasn't even my fat. it was my BOOBS! I tried it on this morning and the freakin' shirt wouldn't come down over them!!
I'm taking donations for a breast reduction!
(in no order) top 10 stupid things I heard regarding finding something to where tonight:
1. Why don't you wear something that you already have at home?
2. look in a fashion magazine at the models and see if you can find something similar.
3. well u aint have a hard time shopping for concerts n shit
4. Wear a boustier with a nice sheer wrap.
5. You could wear one of those long sleeved shirt dresses w/ high heels and a belt.
6. dude don't u have daves bridal or wuteva on speed dial haha
7. mmmmmmmm mama let it all hang out
8. girl u can raid my closet.
(this one came from a size 4 woman)
ok well it's a top 8 because I can't remember the other ridiculous things people said. people are stupid.
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