NOBODY! lol ok so the coffee pot down the hall broke...oh gawd! I think the entire staff might take the day off!! Nobody in my office knows how to make coffee. We have 2 coffee pots...one is broken and the other one only makes about 2 cups of coffee. The ONLY person in my office who even knows how to use a coffee pot is this dude who makes it so freakin' STRONG!!!!!! you have to drink the shit in shots! so we let our coffee pots collect dust. Everyone goes to the office down the hall for fresh coffee and I just drink instant coffee. so today one of the ladies came in my office saying that she broke the coffee pot. She looked like a freakin zombie needing a coffee fix
so yea, there's no coffee in the building today and people are gonna start freakin' out...well actually, they'll be too tired to freak out.
I'm the only one who's had my daily dose (3 cups) of coffee. another day in the life of a fast paced New Yorker living in a small, SLOW town.