Does anyone know or even care what ARod is talking about? I sure as hell don't. He's one of those people who's so hot, you don't have to pay attention to anything. I don't even know what the hell damn sport he plays because he's too hot to care!! Appparently, he hit two homers in ONE inning last night. He is also "fucking amazing" according to Beth (this week's Rockstar and my publicist). When I die, have me cremated and sprinkled on his wet, naked...just make sure his butch he-man wife stays away!
He's looks like a warm caramel sundae...dulce de leche!!
*just kidding about not knowing what sport he plays*
posted by Preci at 
You were doing well until the part about being sprinkled...