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good morning....it's TUESDAYYYYYYYY but feels like Thursday because tomorrow is like Friday...and then the FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!!
This only happens once a year AND we get food! Just when you think God is punishing you with your boring, crappy ass nine-five job, tv dinners that you put into the microwave for the amount of time that the directions on the back of the box says...
...but when u take it out, it's still frozen in the middle so you put it back in the microwave but by the time the middle unfreezes or atleast gets warm, the rest of it is too hot to eat so u put it in the fridge to cool off but you're really hungry and want it to cool quicker so u put it in the freezer and sit down to watch a rerun of Friends but fall asleep by mistake on the couch because you're so exhausted from your crummy nine-five job and by the time you wake up, it's like 3am and you realize that your tv dinner is now frozen and RUINED because you can't reheat a thawed-and-then-frozen-again tv dinner so u go back to sleep hungry and wake up to go back to your stupid Clark Kent job* the next day and so it continues....
but then God gives you the gift of Thanksgiving! A FOUR DAY VACATION AND REAL FOOD!!!
*Clark Kent job - your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
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I hope people catch on to this new format of leaving comments. It seems like you have to do one extra click.
Anyways, I'm quiting my CK job and doing Superman full time starting Dec 10th. I can't wait to save the world.
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Name: Preci
Home: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
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I hope people catch on to this new format of leaving comments. It seems like you have to do one extra click.
Anyways, I'm quiting my CK job and doing Superman full time starting Dec 10th. I can't wait to save the world.