IT'S FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to sleep ALL weekend! I mean it! When I get home from work, I'm setting the bottle of melatonin next to me and going to sleep. Everytime I wake up, I'm gonna take another pill.
MK posted a story about Paris Hilton and in the pictures, SHE'S WEARING MY SHOES!!!!!!! OH HOW I MISS MY SHOES!!
What MK said...
Paris Hilton's heart is almost as giving as her vagina. Paris is a changed woman and is out to save the world. Paris says that she has so many clothes she plans to donate them all to children's orphanages.
She said, "I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children's hospitals. I never wear something twice."
I have a better idea Paris. Instead of endagering the lives of thousands of children with your skank ridden clothes. I think you should sell them all to Oscar De La Hoya. I've seen his outfits and girlfriend needs a makeover. The shoes might be a little too big for him, but he can make do.
Below is Paris during the past few days looking like she dressed in the dark. Is that chihuahua with her Bit Bit?! Save Bit Bit!
lmao I love MK!
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She should totally donate one of her shoes to me. I only need the one since the dog only chewed up one. We actually have the same size big, giant, clowned out dragqueen feet so it'll work out. Sure, I'll get herpes of the foot...and then my foot will most likely fall off, but who cares?!
Goddess Gloria Estefan never ceases to amaze me with her music. I can remember being like 6 years old and BEGGING my mom to play Oye Mi Canto over and over and over again. It was one song she had no problem putting on repeat. My bird even use to dance to that song haha Had it not been for Gloria Estefan's voice in my house as a kid, I probably wouldn't even know what latin music was because she was the 1st musician to attract me to the music with Tito Puente, Celia Cruz, Santana and others following.
ok I'm bullshitting! My heart would've found it's way to Latin music somehow but she sure as hell helped!
This album is one of my favorites...if not, THE FAVORITE.
Her site says...
“90 MILLAS” pays tribute to Gloria's Latin heritage with a collection of newly recorded original Spanish language songs celebrating Cuban music and it's culture. The album also pays homage to the most influential and universally respected Latin musicians of the past fifty years. With original lyrics and music, this is the album Estefan was born to make. Some of the legendary artists joining Estefan on this album include Arturo Sandoval, Andy Garcia, Chocolate, India, Cachao, Papo Lucca, Johnny Pacheco, Generoso, and many more.
There are more artist than that who truly need to be named and not just an "and many more" mention: Carlos Santana, Jose Feliciano, Candido Camero, Sheila E., Sal Cuevas, Giovanni Hildalgo, Paquito D'Rivera, Nelson Gonzalez, Luis Enrique, and Orestes Vilato.
Those names alone should make any one who loves Latin music want to go out and buy this album. It is AMAZING! I am so impressed with the lyrics and overall musical composition of this album. It is describe as her "love letter to the people of Cuba, and her beloved country".
Cuban or not, go out and buy this album because it "pays homage to the most influential and universally respected Latin musicians of the past fifty years".
Gloria is going to be at at Starbucks next week and guess who's bringing her ass to the city for it? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's and the tour starts in one week, 1 day!!! I can't believe it's so close. I can't believe the excitement didn't sink in yet. I haven't even found anything to wear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news is that I lost 4 more pounds TRUST ME, I didn't do it through diet and exercise haha I made chocolate chip banana pudding for the AARP meeting potluck birthday party for one of my co-workers. It was a hugggggggge dish of it and it's completely gone with rave reviews. Now I don't like to toot my own horn about cooking but TOOT TOOT!!
I really gotta figure out how to fix the images in this blog. I need an editor...and a new publicist since mine has put in her resignation lol
hell, while I'm hiring people, I can hire an assistant to call the MTA and send them letters too! I've emailed them 19 times this morning because I'm hopped up on caffeine and pissed off!! You know what? Forget the assistant! Sending 100s of emails to them gives me the pleasure I need...well, hot puerto rican guys really give me the pleasure I need but I'll settle. Maybe the assistant can do the work that I'm supposed to be doing right now...
ok so I was getting my morning celebrity gossip from the goddess that is Michael K on dlisted.com and I read that Rosie O'Donnell (who has a book coming out soon) turned down an invitation to be on Oprah's show. Rosie should be thanking and offering Oprah her 1st born child or a vital organ! I was gonna buy Rosie's book (umm like on eBay in 6 months when it's being sold for $3 (including shipping and handling), but forget it now! NOBODY disses O! MK reported that Oprah's comment about Rosie turning her down was "Rosie who?"
He was just kidding, but that would've been hot! haha
eh, Rosie isn't even worth Oprah taking off her million dollar earrings for to fight... O will just send her goones after Rosie...
I was doing a bit of hiding out from Devilhearts lawyers yesterday haha! NO PHONE CALLS and I am NOT sleepin' with the fishes...unless you count the grilled salmon I had for dinner last night....mmmmmmmmm! (for those who don't know, I'll fill you in sometime this week when I'm not so busy...and by busy I mean sitting here spinning around in my chair) ya gotta love office jobs for that haha!
I'm sooooooo tired!! I stayed up ALL night making my dads famous chocolate chip banana pudding. I guess it's now MY famous pudding since I added an extra touch. It smelled sooo good and I was sooooooooooo tempted to just dig in last night at 3am when I was making it. I made it for the pot luck at work and it turns out that the pot luck isn't until tomorrow. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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and the tour starts in one week, 1 day!!!
