good morninggggggg!!! it's FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! That pic above is actually what some of my mornings start out like...except I have 5 cats instead of one haha
well, I'm off to NYC for the weekend!!
and yes, the Christian Louboutin's will be making a special appearance...
ok so it's been reported that Luciano Pavarotti died and it made me think of a blonde moment I had 10 years ago when Princess Diana died. When her death was announced, alot of people kept blaming it on the paparazzi and all I could think was "why would the opera singer want to kill Princess Diana?!"
Does anyone know or even care what ARod is talking about? I sure as hell don't. He's one of those people who's so hot, you don't have to pay attention to anything. I don't even know what the hell damn sport he plays because he's too hot to care!! Appparently, he hit two homers in ONE inning last night. He is also "fucking amazing" according to Beth (this week's Rockstar and my publicist). When I die, have me cremated and sprinkled on his wet, naked...just make sure his butch he-man wife stays away!
He's looks like a warm caramel sundae...dulce de leche!!
*just kidding about not knowing what sport he plays*
I'm getting off to a slow start since blogger.com was being
It's and the weekend is just about here. Everything after Hump Day is smooth sailing! Tomorrow I will FINALLY see my city for the 1st time in 2 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!! It'll be the 2nd monthaversary of me not being there!
yep...going to see THE Jimmy Bosch for the 1st time in almost 2 years. *praying that Snookums will be there*
Does anyone remember the non-fat yogurt episode of Seinfeld? yea yea yea, it's the world's greatest show and I know, like, every episode. Well anyway, they're all eating this "non-fat" yogurt, but they keep gaining weight. turns out it wasn't non-fat haha I'm feeling like that. I've been eating this freakin' fruit and yogurt parfait for lunch everyday instead of having an italian sausage sub with the works, side of onion rings, and a banana shake or whatever fattening, grease-filled, carb loaded, sugar smothered crap I usually order for lunch. WELL, you'd think that the pounds would start falling off or I'd atleast stay at my normal weight, right? WRONG! I've been GAINING weight!! I'm either pregnant with a tumor or the little cup of fruit and yogurt and is 9382 calories! oh man I love that episode and the whole gang decides to get the "non-fat" yogurt tested for fat hahaha
so yea, today I am totally eating a fattening lunch because I deserve it!
Rockstar of the week is my good friend Beth. Many people told me to start a blog...maybe to shut my ass up with the 203 bulletins every day, but she forced me. Our very own Mojito Mama...
and I'd like to say that it wasn't hard finding a pic of her with a fucking mojito hahaha!! LOVE YA BETH!! As BJ Coleman says, "You're a ROCKSTAR!!"
Daily Fresh News.... That you can use.... You can't lose... with the Daily Fresh....NEWS....
LET US BEGIN (mmmm lettuce) *sigh*
well Trevor's site is falling apart slowly, but surely. The stream is down but the old videos are working. sheck them out www.mentosintern.com the pics are gone. the site is crumbling!!
It's ...HUMP DAY, and my personal favorite day of the week!
Has Eric Benet been up to anything lately?! I could've sworn I saw him on the bus this morning looking like he just got jacked by 2 crack whores.
when is the erection election because I am soooo TIRED of seeing people holding up signs and waving on the streets as we drive by. PLEASE tell me they are getting paid for this humiliation. speaking of, I am sooo watching the news in 2 days because my old principal will be on there. he's running for mayor and I think he's a piece of shit! bastard expelled me!
OOOH OOHHHH...how do I make this a 40 pt font!? AYLEEN IS GONNA BE ON OPRAH ON TUESDAYYYYYYY!!!! OMG I'm so FUCKING* excited about this!! *just putting a bit of emphasis on my excitement. Oprah is the shit! She's like....OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! She's so rich, she charges people like $100 to say her name. FUCK, I'm gonna get a $300 bill from her people in the mail haha! OMG she says things like "do you all like BMWs!? well, there's one for everybody in the audience!!!!!!!!!" I told Ayleen, she might get a lifetime supply of diapers or something and she's all "diapers for what?!" and I'm like "WHO CARES!? IT'S OPRAH!!!!"
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.
However. if you stare at the black "plus sign" in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black "plus sign" in the center of the picture.
After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.
Did anyone else have the hardest time getting out of bed this morning?
I thought a 3 day weekend was supposed to have me well rested and ready to start the day this morning. That was NOT the case!!
ok so after much begging, I have finally reached an orgasm many requests, I have finally started a blog outside of myspace. The URL is temporary until I find one that hasn't been used yet. apparently, I'm 8 years too late on this. don't get me wrong, it's a cute URL but kinda long and some people just aren't that bright
back to my good morning randomness!!
ok so yea today started off pretty shitty...like, the green kind that Lisa Bonet probably releases. She seems like one of those organic food eating people...goat milk drinking asses...
side bar: I went toWegmanson Saturday looking for nothing in particular. I just love that store so I visit when I'm in the area (Hunt Valley). THEN I decided to grab some avocados while I was there. I went to the tropical fruit section and those tree hugging bastards were selling avocados 3 for $5.00. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I was told that it's because they are "organic". ORGANIC!? ummm can you direct me to the regular, pesticide-filled avocados?! I will NOT pay $5.00 for 3 avocados (like $1.66 per avocado) because it's organic. it better be orgasmic too...and then help with the dishes at that price!
ok so what was I talking about before my organic food rant?
oh yea, green-shitty morning...lol
After waking up LATE to my mom bitching about her black sock that someone took out of the dryer, I forced myself to get up and get ready. well, I got on the scale to see that I've gained 2 more pounds to add to the 20 I've gained since May...don't worry, I'll have a fat rant soon.
I missed my freakin' bus and ripped my pants
I came back to my house to find out that someone had stolen my moms car. So yea, it's been a fun morning so far. I figured I avoided manic Monday by having the day off yesterday but it just rolled over to Tuesday
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and the weekend is just about here. Everything after Hump Day is smooth sailing!
...HUMP DAY, and my personal favorite day of the week!
