Friday, October 26, 2007
good morning


Jeanette sent me that video. it's the cutest thing ever!

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Thursday, October 25, 2007
Halloween is next week
a little skeleton dance from Jeanette....



The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex from Lori

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.


8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.


7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.


6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
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Escandalo
Escandalo

Porque tú amor es mi espina
Por las cuatro esquinas hablan de los dos,
Que es un escándalo
Dicen y hasta me maldicen por darte mi amor
No hagas caso de la gente sigue la corriente
Y quiéreme más,
Con eso tengo bastante vamos a delante sin ver que dirán.

Si yo pudiera algún día remontarme a las estrellas
Conmigo te llevaría
Adonde nadie nos viera
No hagas caso de la gente sigue la corriente y quiéreme mas
Que si esto es escandaloso es más vergonzoso no saber amar.

Si yo pudiera algún día remontarme a las estrellas
Conmigo te llevaría
Adonde nadie nos viera
No hagas caso de la gente sigue la corriente y quiéreme mas
Que si esto es escandaloso es más vergonzoso no saber amar.
Que si esto es escandaloso es más vergonzoso no saber amar.

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Scandal
Because your love is my thorn
From everywhere around they are talking about the two of us,
That it is a scandal
They say and they even curse me for giving you my love
Don’t pay attention to the people continue this way
And love me more,
With this i have enough let’s go forwards without taking into consideration what they shall say

If one day i could soar up to the stars
I would take you with me
Where no one could see us
Don’t pay attention to the people continue this way and love me more
Because if this is scandalous it is more shameful not knowing how to love.

If one day i could soar up to the stars
I would take you with me
Where no one could see us
Don’t pay attention to the people continue this way and love me more
Because if this is scandalous it is more shameful not knowing how to love.
Because if this is scandalous it is more shameful not knowing how to love.


Those words are sooooooooo freakin' POWERFUL! It's one of my favorites from the El Cantante soundtrack. on the soundtrack, it's a bolero. In the movie, there's a salsa version AND the bolero. Everyone has been itching to get their hands on the salsa version. well today I got an IM from Vanity with information on a possible release of the salsa version.

Amazon has the following....

VALI LA PENA [Ringle] [SINGLE]
Marc Anthony (Artist)

Product Details



Audio CD (November 6, 2007)
Original Release Date: October 23, 2007
Number of Discs: 1
Format: Single
Label: Sony International

Track Listings
1. Valio La Pena (salsa
2. Valio La Pena (ballad)
3. Escandalo (salsa)

What’s a Ringle?

A Ringle is a CD with 2-3 tracks that also includes a ringtone of a hit track delivered directly to your cell phone. A Ringle may also include additional bonus content such as mobile wallpaper and alternate downloadable content for your computer if you have a phone which is not compatible with Ringles.


If I'm reading correctly, it's saying that the CD will include the salsa version of Valio La Pena, the ballad version of Valio La Pena, AND the SALSA version of Escandalo!!!!!!!!!!!!
With our luck, it's a damn ringtone (got it) or the ballad version (got it) of Escandalo but I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this isn't a typo.
posted by Preci at 11:11 AM - 4 comments
good morninggggggg


I don't know what this figure is, but it kinda reminds me of the Bananas in Pajamas. OMG they were so great...and comforting (don't ask me why lol)


it's a rainy Thursday today....


blah.
posted by Preci at 10:37 AM - 0 comments
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
another LifeCall moment
This LifeCall moment is brought to you by Marie Osmond on Dancing with the Stars. I just love the thud.


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posted by Preci at 11:05 AM - 0 comments
good morning.


I should just change the name of this place to Preci's daily rants and complaints because I sure as hell don't do anything else. eh, you people secretly get off on my torture anyway



Today is Hump Day and while it's normally my favorite day of the week, today I want to SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

UPDATE ON MY IPOD :
I lost every song that I spent 6 yrs finding! my ENTIRE ipod was deleted. I never got to upload the fucking Juanes songs that are now on my computer at home and can't add them because I can't convert the songs to another format, send them to myself at work, OR upload iTunes 7 since my freakin' internet service is messed up. this really sucks! I could've saved my $10.99 because God knows I need it, but instead I donated it to Juanes and iTunes. I better be sitting front row, center at every concert and he better have his hair grown down to his freakin' back...THEN he better pull me on stage in an exhibitionistic moment and impregnate me in front of the crowd...and then vow to take care of me and the kid for the rest of our lives...even after I get bored with him and run off with someone else!
I only bought the songs via iTunes because of the damn presale passcode for a tour that's not starting for atleast another 6 months!!

What makes it worst is that he's just sitting there on the album cover taunting me with that ridiculous haircut!!


I should've just bought the damn cd in the store like everyone else...oh no, that's right. I forgot that I LIVE IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT TOWN WHERE ONLY 3 PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH SO NOBODY BUYS OR SELLS SPANISH MUSIC AND THERE ARE NO STARBUCKS OR STREET CORNER HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(not that street corner hot dogs and starbucks have anything to do with my issue but I just thought I'd throw that in there)
posted by Preci at 9:38 AM - 3 comments
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
good morning.


my week keeps getting better and better!!


Today was supposed to be Day. His album was released today and I preordered it on so I could get a presale passcode for when he tours in 2008. well, I got up before the sun this morning and checked my email. La Vida Es un Ratico was all ready for me to download!! I ran down the stairs like a kid on Christmas morning. The computer was my Christmas tree and my present was all set and ready to be downloaded.

I downloaded the album with no problems.....UNTIL I went to add the songs to my iPod . I usually add songs using Real Player since my sister using iTunes. I don't like to mix our music and I hate to risk losing my songs. I've seen it happen to her before using iTunes. After adding the songs to my real player library, I tried to add them to my iPod. WELL, the stupid piece of shit said that I couldn't add the songs because of the format (mp4). I started to panic because I had like 2 minutes to leave out of my house. I tried to use iTunes to add the songs to my iPod but it said something about me needing version 7.0 of iTunes. I downloaded it and it still wouldn't work. At this point, I was already late for work so I just decided to try and download it later and just get my Juanes fix through listening to his old music already store on my iPod. I rushed out of the door and started scanning my iPod for Juanes...IT WAS EMPTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've completely lost every song that I spent years collecting! good music, bad music, rare music, old school tunes, etc. I have to download some of it, purchase others, and the rest...well, I'll have to beg people...oh god I don't want to think about it.
posted by Preci at 9:05 AM - 1 comments
Monday, October 22, 2007
one box down...
I've eaten one box of girl scout cookies. hell, I don't even know what my last post was about because I was damn near done with the box of cookies as I was typing!


today I got sucked into more FORCED SOCIALIZING at work.

forced socializing was 1st mentioned on the 174th episode of Seinfeld in Elaine's rant. It's when the office decides to have a fucking office party every time someone retires/leaves, has an anniversary, birthday, gets sick, etc.


today was one of my co-workers' 30th anniversary so there was cake and peach cobbler. the cake and peach cobbler didn't go well with my three boxes of girl scout cookies, and quiznos sub on diet day!! everytime I turn around, there's another goddamn party or they are taking up a collection for someone. I feel like having a surgery just to get a refund on all the money I've put in get well cards....and maybe the surgery will be for gastric bypass with all the fucking weight I've gained thanks to the cake served at these parties!

posted by Preci at 8:24 PM - 0 comments
girl scout cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so about a month ago, my co-worker came into my office hustling Girl Scout cookies. she didn't have the cookies....just the order form. I ordered three...changed my mind and said two...then back to THREE boxes of Samoas

if you don't know what a Samoa is:
Samoas® or Caramel deLites®: These are round doughnut-shaped cookies about two inches in diameter with a hole in the center, covered in caramel and toasted
coconut, and then striped with chocolate.

....or atleast that's what girlscoutcookies.org says. They just don't do the cookies justice. I wrote to them but they refused to put "orgasmic" in the description. They are "O" shaped for a reason!!


so today, my three boxes came. I'm so fucking FAT! it's insane!!!!!!! I cannot eat these cookies! Let's see how long I can go without eating them.
posted by Preci at 12:21 PM - 0 comments
good morninggggggg!!


it's MANIC MONDAY!!
I woke up super late after having this sick dream last night.
It's hard to describe, but it was like mix of Grave Dancers, Final Destination, Kill Bill, Pushing Daisies, and Smokin' Aces. I think I'm the only person in the world who has seen all of these movies and the one series (Pushing Daisies).

I got up at 7:09am (the time that I should've been brushing my teeth right before falling down the stairs, looking for my shoes, grabbing my purse and then running out the door to catch the bus. I just couldn't wake myself up! My alarm went off at the right time but my phone was on SILENT. There's something strange about that

I went downstairs to the swamp to get my clothes out of the dryer...came back upstairs and then fell asleep in the shower
That's the only way I can explain being in the shower for like 35 minutes. Time just flew by!

I made it to the bus stop about 4 blocks from my house and then realized that my sister had my bus pass!!
If I ran back home to get it, there was NO way I'd be able to catch my bus that was coming in about 2 minutes. I looked in my purse and all I had was a $10. NO FUCKING CHANGE FOR THE FUCKING BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ran across the street to Burger King to get an iced coffee because I needed the caffeine and change for the bus. Of course NO ONE was there!! UGH!! I should've just jumped behind the counter and grabbed some pies to go but there was no time to be a food burglar...

ok no, that's McDonald's but whatever...

Finally someone came out and took her sweet time ringing me up. I guess she didn't realize that my bus was coming in negative 3 seconds
Nearly getting hit by cars rushing to get to work, I made it back on the bus stop in just enough time to catch the bus....UNTIL bus number 04118 (oh yes I will be filing a complaint) decided to pass right by me and some other dude on the bus stop!!

I did what all children do....I called MOMMY! She came and picked me up and I was on my way UNTIL we got 1 block away from my job and there was a FIRE!

umm HI! can you please set your fucking house on fire AFTER I am in my office before my boss!?

This day has started off pissy and for some reason, the Carpenters' We've Only Just Begun is repeating itself over and over and over in my mind!!




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